Due to overwhelming lack of interest worldwide, the united governments of the Planet Earth have decided to hereby cancel Christmas from this time forth.
Anyone in possession of any Christmas paraphernalia are kindly asked to hand them in at their local Community Centres before the due date of December 23rd.
Also, let it be known that on the night of the 24th December, worldwide, there will be a giant bonfire in every city in the world in which to burn any presents bought before the cancellation was announced. Please feel free to make use of this service. Charges will be posted at the gates. Please abide by the rules and governances of your Councils.
Anyone found in possession of anything even vaguely Christmas related come January will face court proceedings.
You have been warned.
Thank you for your co-operation.
The United World Governments.
Planet Earth
Anyone in possession of any Christmas paraphernalia are kindly asked to hand them in at their local Community Centres before the due date of December 23rd.
Also, let it be known that on the night of the 24th December, worldwide, there will be a giant bonfire in every city in the world in which to burn any presents bought before the cancellation was announced. Please feel free to make use of this service. Charges will be posted at the gates. Please abide by the rules and governances of your Councils.
Anyone found in possession of anything even vaguely Christmas related come January will face court proceedings.
You have been warned.
Thank you for your co-operation.
The United World Governments.
Planet Earth
1 comment:
Bah Humbug! LOL
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